THe lizard.............................................

Just now a lizard 'visited' our house.
MY mother: " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
My father: "Get the broom!"
Me: "Mammy! Quiet!"
So, my mother got a broom, my father also, I took a M-16 (mop) and we declared WAR!!!!!
It went under our dinner table, crawled up a chair.
My mother went into stand-by mode.
She saw the lizard.
The lizard, which was not even bigger than my thumb, saw her.
She took up the room and scream: "Daddy! the lizard over here!!!!!!!!"
But,
She din't halau the lizard.
She just keep screaming.
finally, It went out
I laugh like hell after that.